Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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