Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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