So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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