I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Randomize
