It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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