Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
