just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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