watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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