I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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