We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
