I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you would pick up someone in the library
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
