White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
