Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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