last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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