i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Randomize
