she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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