I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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