I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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