We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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