I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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