Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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