i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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