I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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