This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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