you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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