i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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