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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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