Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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