Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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