she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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