There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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