New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
