I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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