Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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