I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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