yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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