shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
The adults are the big ones right?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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