marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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