i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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