You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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