I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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