Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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