when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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