hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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