if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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