Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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