Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
These tits shall not be calmed
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