Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
