I'm really into asian looking animals
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
operation have a gay friend backfired
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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