The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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