therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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