I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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