Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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