have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think my vagina is haunted
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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